“ #fbf to when I tried my very best to get rid of this charcoal piece my mama brought home and doomed us with for eternity, but my plan backfired spectacularly.” •Zuma. “HAA, YEAH IT DID!” •Mika. “Be quiet you little twerp!” •Zuma.
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When you are way too comfy to move for your Mama. 😴
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The look you give your Mama when she asks if you want to go outside. “Have you noticed we moved to Antarctica overnight Mama? No thanks.” •Zuma. “Yeah Mama, no thanks. Psst, Zuma? Where do we go potty if we don’t go outside?” •Mika. “You could always try and use the toilet.” •Zuma. “That’s a great idea! I would definitely get some extra jerky for that!” •Mika. “Sure, sure. Just make sure you sit all the way in the bowl so when I flush it, everything goes down. Including you.” •Zuma.
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#tbt "How does one drum up business? By standing and staring around obviously. 😏 Come one, come all to Mykonos's Farm to Mouth Stand! It's paw approved! Just don't ask Montezuma. 😜" •Mika. Yelp review: from [email protected] "I went to this farm stand thinking I was getting some delicious pea pods but what I got instead were fake peas! The owner is a sneak and can't be trusted! I give this business a negative 5 paws!" 😜😜😜
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“It’s Thursday! Which means I get to share my very first outing walking through the woods! I used to chase leaves like it was my job.” •Zuma 😊 #tbt
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“Mama, you take way too many photos of us. Put that camera away!” •Zuma. “She does not Montezuma, be quiet! Mama, you can keep taking photos of me. It would be a shame to have the world miss out on my beautiful face.” •Mika. “Beautiful face? You do realize you look like the gunk stuck on the bottom of a hiker’s boot, right?” •Zuma. 😈
37 7218:58 PM Jan 8, 2019
When your Mama tells you it’s bedtime but you haven’t finished watching your favorite show and you lost one of your socks, but you’re still living your best life.
61 157311:38 PM Jan 5, 2019
“Listen Mama, I know we just ate lunch but I’m thinking it’s time for an early dinner.” •Zuma. “Ooh yeah, Mama! I can eat again.” •Mika. “What do you want Meeks?” •Zuma. “Why are you asking me first?” •Mika. “Because you always copy me.” •Zuma. “I do not!” •Mika. “Fine. Mama, can I have some waffles and bacon?” •Zuma. “Ooh yeah! I want those too!” •Mika. “Mika, I’m going to toss you out the window.” •Zuma. “Make sure I have a waffle in my mouth before you do.” •Mika.
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“Zuma, what are you doing?” •Mika. “What does it look like I’m doing, Mika? I’m playing with my toy.” •Zuma. “It looks like you’re devouring it, not playing with it.” •Mika. “I’m pretending it’s you, you who can never ever be quiet. I’m silencing you.” •Zuma. “But I’m over here. And I’m still talking.” •Mika. “I should’ve asked for duct tape for Christmas. 🙄” •Zuma.
8 7124:01 PM Jan 4, 2019
“ #tbt to the first time I saw a cute boy walking down the street.” •Mika.
16 6399:35 PM Jan 3, 2019
“In honor of winter and it being Thursday, here’s a photo of baby me.” •Zuma. #tbt
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