Yelp Review on Paul Webster:
Originally hard to read, he is a pleasant companion who frequents random stops to eat his Whole Foods fruit and climb trees. However, he is also prone to taking spontaneous detours to a more venturous (and likely unconventional) path. At one point he tried to woo over geese with a piece of his apple. The intentions were pure, but nonetheless failed. Overall, 5 out of 5 stars. I would recommend Paul as your tour guide.
P.S. He will have you walking for hours. Let this be a warning to your delicate legs.