Definitely not the most flattering picture since I had to jump into the picture before the timer went off...but this is a memory that will last forever. ☺️
My heart is full spending the evening in a blanket fort with my little family! 💕
This little guy doesn’t seem so little anymore💙😬 18m well-visit today (officially on the 24th) weighing in at 27lb4oz and 32.5” tall (87th and 60th percentiles). Where has the time gone?!🙈 Landon went straight from sweet and innocent to full on tornado over here.🌪 He tests our patience daily with hitting, biting, and pulling hair...and just overall getting into everything he can get his little hands on!!🤦🏼♀️ He sure is lucky he’s cute!😭 #landonjames#18months#notababyanymore#terribletwos#luckyheiscute#myheart#boyohboy
Feliz cumpleaños al Niño mas travieso de la casa. We love you baby 🥰 #terribletwos
3 82 hours ago
We are crying bc mommy opened her popsicle so that she could eat it... #two#terribletwos
1 72 hours ago
The hardest part about moving from Beverly Hills to the Valley has been saying “see you soon” to Ollie’s best bud. They were across the street neighbors for over a year. We’d meet outside daily, went to the park regularly and took classes together. Although it was sad to move further away I’m very excited to continue to watch them grow 💙 even if it’s every couple of weeks. #bestfriends#terribletwos
0 382 hours ago
What it’s like living with a 2 year old.
2 year old asks for strawberries at 6pm. Except you don’t have any 🤷♀️ because he ate them all in the last 2 days.
Soo he throws about 10 fits between 6pm-8am because he STILL wants strawberries and nothing else in the world could possibly satisfy him.
So you go to the store bright & early the next morning with him & buy him strawberries.
As soon as you pick them up, he’s sooo excited.
Put them in the cart. He screams about not being able to eat the strawberries right NOW & cries throughout the store & line.
Complains the whole way home.
Get home. Cut up strawberries. Hand them to toddler. Toddler takes 1 bite. Leaves the rest. 🤦♀️😅
0 42 hours ago
Ahhhhh - The single most used resource? TIME. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
It seems like everything I want to do comes down to time. If I had time... How can I fit that in? Is that enough time? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What about when it comes to your health? How you feel in your clothes? Out of your clothes? How much energy you have?
What then? I so took this for granted before kids. Now, I fit exercise in. Without really needing extra time. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Drop an emoji below & I’ll send you the key to just how to make that happen - totally free - because I like sharing with my #momtribe
Phoebe had been taking a break from social media as she was find it was too much pressure to come up with new and interesting ways to tantrum. But today she remembered it truly is her vocation and she’s letting two year olds all over the world down if she doesn’t share her ‘gift’! #terribletwos#phoebesdailytantrum#outnumbered#nowweare6
0 52 hours ago
Our little A.M.B.I.C.I.O.S.A. Alpha Alpha line is growing up so fast. 😢 These beautiful women are celebrating their two year Pinkie-versary today, November 13th. They crossed Fall 2016 and brought so much ambition and love with them, “No matter how far apart we are from one another, we always pick up where we left off.“ We’re so thankful for you ladies! ❤️ #TerribleTwos#WhyDAS#StopGrowingAlready
The police academy is in the books! After 14 weeks of training, my class and I have FINALLY finished the race.
Thank you to Barker Dirmann for supporting me throughout this entire process! He fed, dressed and drove Bates to school every morning while we had early trainings. He encouraged me when I wanted to quit and listened to all of my crazy stories AND even helped me prepare for my exams!
Thank you to my family and friends who came today as well. I will never forget it! Bates did well to make it through the entire ceremony with his cousin Margaret. He understandably exploded afterward without a nap and barely made it through lunch! (Apologies to the good patrons at Eliza Cafe today!) Margaret just smiled, ate fries and cared about Bates’ hair! 🤣 #bestphotowecouldget#thankyoulord
My toddler was as crazy as that bun on my head today.🙈
I cannot even express how hard it was to get up and press play today. But thank goodness for unicorn crack (pre-workout 😂)⚡️ and one heck of a support system. 🙌🏻
Also incredibly grateful for nap time because your girl is cuddled up on the couch watching Greys Anatomy. 😍 Sometimes alone time is everything 😂 #momlife
Taking in the sunshine and all the vitamin D!
Why do we even need vitamin D?
Plain a simple, because it’s good for us! Not only does vitamin help regulate our calcium, but it builds our immunity and muscular system!
Get out and get your vitamin D, even in these chilly fall/ winter days?
1 473 hours ago
I saved these ones to my phone first. That way I can remember what they look like when they’re both happy... and how much effort it took 😳😂 #momlife#familygoals 📷 @shaywillsphoto
This little dude turns Two Years Old today! 💖 Can’t wait to hug him again and tell him how much he means to his Uncle Mark. Connor— you’re my favorite human being. Thank you 🥳
6 847 hours ago
Casting out the “terrible twos” and praying for “terrific twos” because Hudson just took my coffee and poured all of it on the floor saying, “coffee rain!” Also wishing we were back in Europe because I miss my sister and her free childcare 😬
Adding to my list of things I’ll never do again: travel alone with a newborn and a toddler! This is the “before” and let me tell you...I am so glad we do not have an “after” to go with it!
Sloane reserved her most terrible of tantrums for our arrival back into Seattle. I had to literally pull her off the plane kicking and screaming while also juggling a crying Brandy and our carryons and stroller. The scene continued into the terminal where multiple passengers and employees offered to help me but really there was nothing anyone could do. I had to fight back the tears until we finally reached the privacy of our car! Never before have I felt so humiliated and ultimately defeated...like a failure of a mother. There really was nothing I could do and that is what made it so hard!
Mamas, help me feel better...what was the worst tantrum your kid threw? How did you deal? .