It’s #adoptasenior month! One of the only times of the year dedicated to ME and my sexy senior pals (my humans however disagree and say every day is Gary Day, but I don’t see that in the official yearly calendars..)! Benefits of adopting old timers like me:
1. We are low maintenance AF. All I want to do is sleep all day and eat all night. If working out isnt your thing, we’re perfect: we can only clock in so many steps on the Fitbit so long walks not needed here
2. Skip the potty training! My humans didnt need to bother with pee pads or worry about accidents. I’m a grown man, I already know I’m supposed to go outside.
3. All we want to do is cuddle and chill. What’s better than that?
So, you should do it. Adopt old puppers like myself.