AN ODE TO A FALLEN RODENT - Sweet fat possum, have you met your maker? Sly as a spy, the only thing on your mind was to get fat… And you died tryin’. The feast awaited, buried in the pile of garbage, stacked high and stuffed in the bin. Poor little possum, your days were numbered and you should have known. The fittest have survived and you were not among them- for the humans have conquered your terrain. They are the true apex predators. But your death seems to be an accident. I stumbled upon you, dying in the street- no ambulance, no coffin or no funeral pyre. Just a photo to remember you as an unintelligible specimen. The dynamics of your purpose are unknown- and now all gone. May your passing be known as an unfair, undeserving circumstance. Now you are a lifeless, hopeless, slice of roadkill.
Here’s a video of me waking V up when I got home & her not caring that I’m there & immediately sniffing for treats...don’t worry she got like 12 blueberries after this.
What’s ur fav detail of this video? How she isn’t scared (just startled) & doesn’t show her teeth? Her spicy Italian hands clenching? Her sleeping on her back? Her dirty ramp? Her disgusting poopy tail? (remember she’s blind so she prob doesn’t know it’s gross or @ least that’s what I tell myself) #ohginny#virginiaopossum#nonreleasable#whyuwakeme#possum#spicyhands#dirtytail
Apparent death is a form of animal deception, which is an adaptive behaviour, known as, "tonic immobility," or, "thanatosis."
Shall we opine as to whether Kylie Sven Opossum is serious or simply, "Playing Possum?"
Saturday, May 25th, 2019
I will be performing
Memorial Day Weekend
(In a @BillyBatz1 Production)
At The @VanNuysComedyClub in Springbok
16153 Victory Boulevard,
Van Nuys, CA, 91405
(with two item minimum)
Reverse tooth fairy -
Sent to me by @caleahye!! 💕💕
I don't own any of these photos, all photos go to the respected possum owner. Daily possum only hopes to start your day with a smile❤️DM me for credit
(I tag the wonderful people who DM me trash babies)
9 1,20718 hours ago
Night time possum posse (aka we need to bed hand fed every few hours and refuse to sit still) 🍼🍼 Still I ❤️ you so much little ones 🥰