Trump is a set of Russian nesting dolls where it’s just one turd inside of another turd. There’s no treasure deep inside, it’s just pure turd from the outer layers all the way to the deepest core. Pretty shitty, that I can tell you.
This is late, but I think this is the best cover since last year when, as flight security, Jeff Sessions and Trump dragged flight passenger James Comey down the aisle of a plane. This one needs no other external reference. Also, don’t you love it when you smash your thumb between a door frame and a chair while you’re moving, causing blood to pool under the nail and your finger to go numb? #happyhalloween#dumptrump#thenewyorkermagazine#letsnotgetafterit
Trump is a little fat kid who fell into the shark tank at Sea World and thinks he can hold off the sharks by flipping them off with his stubby little finger. The rest of us whistle as we walk away. I’m sure the sharks will have this mess cleaned up soon enough.
I want to celebrate this guy. Killing it in the solar game. A work ethic that not only spontaneously moved us to this city, full of culture, history, music, and an incredible food scene to explore, (at full advantage) but also gifted our first resort stay this weekend. Resort life. Tis a good one. Views and hues of blues I’ve never seeeen before, above and 50 ft under the water.
On call 24/7, and probably doesn’t realize I am also living in the same apartment some days, but truly believes in his mission & his team.
As someone who doesn’t have the same prospects toward the dream being sold, and still has the sweaty grip of a first time permit driver on our scrapped plans of moving back overseas- I’m feeling grateful for the balance that these small sacrifices have supplied us. Turns out not where, but who you’re with that really matters.
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Trump is a child rapist and arsonist who moved onto your block two years ago but still knocks on your front door seven or eight times a day to remind you that he’s a child rapist and arsonist. Meanwhile, half the houses on your street have burned down in the past year, and most of the children have been taken away after being mysteriously assaulted. You’re starting to think Trump might not be a good neighbor.
Trump is a stadium filled with discarded dog testicles collected from all the spay clinics in town, but your snaggletoothed neighbors can’t tell the difference between a crowd-pleasing rock concert and a giant decomposing mass of dog balls. It’s sad, really, and the very opposite of rock’n’roll.
In between a workout and picking up his sister from school, my husband and I found time to vote. Did you? To be honest, I’ve never voted in a midterm election. They never seemed that important to me. This one did. And little bubba man came along for the ride and got his first sticker. Only 16 and 1/2 more years, Benjamin! #civicduty#ivoted#letsnotgetafterit@taylorswift#justvoted#benjaminfudcat
Jean jacket and a flannel like a true American today.. Fingers crossed that when I find out these #midterm results I’ll teach my roommates how to play True American from #newgirl while we jam to Taylor Swift, drink bourbon and joyfully sing about how America rose above the fear mongering and hate speech