Trump is a houseguest who shits in the bathtub then blames your parakeet, but the parakeet slaps him so hard he shuts himself again in front of the other guests, and now everyone is wondering just what it’s going to take to throw the lying tub-shitter out of your house once and for all.
2 323 hours ago
Trump is a turd in a clown suit at the county fair, making all the children cry.
1 4423 hours ago
I am off for 2 weeks. And this is me day 5...getting bored but looking forward to my 11 am nap. #letsnotgetafterit
Trump is the most prolific performance artist in the Museum of Modern Shart, where he stands in the middle of the gallery wearing an extra-large burlap tuxedo and continuously unleashes wet farts until the liquid shit puddle at his feet spreads across the floor, while 37% of America lines up for tickets to file past the spectacle, nodding appreciatively and taking selfies. And you don’t even want to know what they’re selling in the gift shop.
🇬🇧 Baby steps: swatching morning coffee with morning juice. 🍹 Even my husband joined me! 🇭🇺 Apró lépésekben egy egészségesebb étrend felé: reggeli kávé helyett reggeli gyümölcs mix! 🍹 Saját cél volt, de Peti is csatlakozott. 😊❤️
Trump is a three-year-old cheeseburger just sitting on your kitchen counter, slowly decomposing and stinking up the place. You want to throw it away but you’re afraid to touch it because of the spreading fuzz of mold and the oozing puddle of liquified decay. It may just be easier to set your house on fire and walk away. Next time, make better choices.
🇬🇧 I’m getting to have more interest in cooking but no interest in buying new devices. The devices still working in my kitchen: fridge, microwave, toaster, sandwich maker, water boiler, coffee grinder, coffee machine. This will lead to some interesting recipes. 😅 (Today I’m eating pumpkin made in a sandwich maker with microwaved rice. 💡) 🇭🇺 Egyre jobban érdekel a főzés (yeey még 30 év és eskü háziasszony lesz belőlem 😅), de továbbra sem fűt a vágy, hogy új cuccokat vegyek. Ami még működik a konyhámban: hűtő, mikró, kenyérpirító, melegszendvics sütő, vízforraló, kávédaráló, kávéfőző. Ez hosszú távon mókás receptekhez fog vezetni. (Ma melegszendvics sütőben készült sütőtököt eszem mikrós rizzsel. 💡) #mitesznekavegak#letsnotgetafterit
4 273 days ago
Trump is a gaseous mist of fear-musk wafting around the empty halls of the White House as the ghosts of Warren G. Harding and James Buchanan watch from the rafters, shaking their heads at the disgrace that has befallen the nation.